No actually, this isn't a feminist rally. Welcome to Switch Night!

Meet the Virgin Poster Child. Flava-saver optional.

Meshugina!

Trixie Lucas says, "It was pirate day, but I forgot my clothes!"

Sieg Heil - UR DOIN IT WRONG!

It's hard to hold a candelabra, in the cold November rain...

My posse's gayer than your posse.

You know it's true. They're way too sexy for you.

Lucas with his best Fabio impression: "I can't believe it's not boy!"

Manicured nails? Check. Golden nipple? Check. Look on Lexx's face? Fucking priceless.

Sexy Christine-Eddie tokes that sax!

Lucas looks SOOOO GOOOD!

Lexx: Psst... I just shit in the tank!

Jacob: Dude, Lexx just shit in the tank!

Buttsecks???

Stop! In the name of love!

What Eric lacks in mammaries, he makes up in chest hair!

Apparently, Columbia is French.

Fluffy's looking a little worse for the wear... But Allison looks great!

Deb gets sexy... cripple-style.

My Chelsea, that's quite the shadow penis you've got there!

The world isn't flat. But Drew's head certainly is.